Calmos
- År: 1976
- Land: France
- Genre: Komedie
- Studio: AMLF, Les Films Christian Fechner, Renn Productions
- Nøgleord: surrealism, gynecologist
- Direktør: Bertrand Blier
- Cast: Jean-Pierre Marielle, Jean Rochefort, Brigitte Fossey, Bernard Blier, Claude Piéplu, Gérard Jugnot